5 Minute Coffee Break At 4 A.M.

Seeing as it is currently near 4 in the morning, you can all probably guess where I have been. Dan, ChelC, and myself got back from Steak N' Shake. A lot of you are probably saying, god damn, don't they have any lives. I can honestly speak for myself and say...fuck no I do not. I can say that I only had 3 cups of coffee tonight and that I am thoroughly disappointed with the waitress we had. Last time we were there it was the cool waitress named Jamie. Its like music to my ears, Jamie. You had to have been there to understand, I think the 3 of us being as cracked out on life that we are just got her out of her shell. It got to the point where she just brought us more coffee and diet coke. She just knew that we needed more and answered the call of thirst and caffeine induced retarded randomness. I honestly can say that I don't remember jack crap that was said in that restaurant. All I remember is sexy bacon, Michael DeSmith, and something about an Eskimo war that led to Dan converting to Judaism. I did asshole tax them though, of all the times I've been there I realized I never have. I got a nice coffee mug with the Steak N' Shake logo on it. Which I am now using to drink more homemade coffee. Mmmmmm...brewed deliciousness.

So today I went to Ian's house for a little bit. I was drinking a strawberry martini and I had to drive over to his house and spite him because he didn't believe me. Ah martinis, so fruity and about -25% alcohol. Its almost as bad to get drunk off of those as it is with wine coolers...Patterson...*cough*. I sat at his place and watched the end of the original Longest Yard. I have to say that is was a very good movie from what I saw. After that we watched the Coheed and Cambria DVD that I had. We decided that we are going to grow our hair out really long and get it permed so we can look like Claudio. Man that would be freakin sweet. Still POed that the concert in Chicago is sold out. Oh well, they'll be back sometime. After that I just hung out with my "new best friend" Scotty. I had a lot of respect for him before, but now I have all that much more. Just because we found out that we listen to the same music and have the same interests in like past time "activities". I believe I have yet another person to add to the list of people I can talk to for hours on end. Now there are 3. Scotty and I just chilled, had some laughs, and ate some burgers. It made for a good time, especially when we hung out at Pizza King and got some free soda. I was shootin for free food, but why ask for platinum if somebodys willing to give you gold?

I really have nothing else to talk about, thats about it. Its seems that everytime we go to SN'S we always leave with the feeling that we are getting dumber and dumber. I don't know if its the people or the fact that its so late, its just always a hell of a blast. I seem to recall that Dan and ChelC keep getting cooler and cooler the more we go there. Maybe I should try to do things with them besides go there. I already do enough shite with Dan, I'm thinkin more so with ChelC. I have to squeeze all the time I have left here out. I gotta spend some time with her before I'm gone. I'd be ill advised if I didn't. Well you know what they say...when in Rome. Here's a random story I just wrote for the read home. Enjoy...I sure as hell did.

This guy walks into a laundry store, and asks for some peanuts.

Guy: Hey, give me some peanuts.

Laundry Lady: Um, we don't have peanuts, we're a laundry store

Guy: Hey, who are you people? Do you work for the CIA?

Laundry Lady: Um, no, who are you? Whata are you doing here?

Guy: Stuff.

Laundry Lady: What's wrong with you? You people drive me insane! What are you doing here if you don't have any laundry?

Guy: Stuff.

Laundry Lady: Okay that's it.

Lady smashes guy over the head with a cantaloupe.

Guy: Hey, you just hit me over the head with a cantaloupe!

Laundry Lady: Yeah, and the--

Guy: Geez, what's wrong with you?

Laundry Lady: Well you're the--

Guy: I'm not playing hide and seek with you any more!

Laundry Lady: What--

Guy leaves, slamming door. Ants start to eat the cantaloupe. Lady cries, and small rat living in a hole in the store implodes, leaving the cat furious.

Guy: I'm back

Laundry Lady: You cannot walk into my store wearing sliced turkey over your head.

Guy: Yes I can.

Laundry Lady: No you cant

Guy: Are you sure?

[Guy tries to bribe lady with a coathanger.]

Laundry Lady: Leave the Laundromat!

Guy: After you give me some peanuts!

Laundry Lady: You really want those peanuts, dont you?

Guy: Maybe, Maybe Not

Laundy Lady: Leave!

Guy: You shall not live to be older than two cycles of a halibuts unicycle, for Orville Redenbaucher, the popcorn guy, is coming for you. Hahahahaha! All hail Orville..All Hail Orville..

[lady calls the SWAT Team, and the swat team spray the guy with mace untill his eyes puff up and explode, causing the Advill on the counter to topple]

FIN