Girls Lie Too

I just got home and I was listenin to the radio. I stopped on B100 and that Terri Clark song was on, you know "Girls Lie Too". I was listening to the song and for some reason I began to think into it way deeper than it should. I thought to myself, Terri Clark's a girl and she singing a song saying that they lie. So I came to the conclusion that, THAT SONG IS A LIE!!!! I finally figured it out, almost every lyric of that song is a lie. I can prove it. Here's the lyrics...

So she can't go out tonight again
Her sister's sick, she's gotta baby-sit
Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good excuse
Now you didn't hear any of this from me
But things aren't always what they seem
Brace yourself, this may come as a shock to you

[Chorus]
Girls lie, too
We don't care how much money you make
What you drive or what you weigh
Size don't matter anyway
Girls lie, too
Don't think you're the only ones
Who bend it, break it, stretch it some
We learn from you
Girls lie, too

We can't wait to hear about your round of golf
We love to see deer heads hanging on the wall
And we like Hooter's for their hotwings too
Other guys never cross our minds
We don't wonder what it might be like
How could it be any better than it is with you

[Repeat Chorus]

Yeah, girls lie, too
We always forgive and forget
The cards and flowers you never sent
Will never be brought up again
Girls lie, too
Old gray sweatpants turn us on
We like your friends and we love your mom
And that's the truth
Girls lie, too
Yeah that's the truth
Girls lie, too

No, we don't care how much hair you have
Yeah, that looks good
Comb it over like that

Lets break that down here real quick. About the only thing true in this song is the begining. You know were shes talkin about the baby sitting and crap. Then she said this may come as a shock to you. Uh...No. Of course girls lie. I haven't met a single chick who hasn't lied at some point in their life. My ass its a shock. Moving on, girls DO care about how much money you make, what you drive, and what you weigh. I've seen the snobiest girls go for the rich guy over the not so rich. The ladies love guys who have a kick ass car or a big truck. If I could, I'd get the car or a small truck. A big truck means you're tryin to hide something. A small Mr. Winkus perhaps... And I'm pretty sure that if you put a bunch of fat guys in a room with Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, and peeps like that, the fat guys would not win. Yea guys know we aren't the only ones who lie, but they don't learn it from us, they learn it from television and other girls. Those liars. They could give a shit about your round of golf, if they saw deer heads hanging on the wall they think you're a heartless animal murderer. They'd think you kill little cute animals for no reason. Maybe...Maybe they go to Hooter's for the hot wings, or they are lesbians and they want to see some big boobie cleavage. And I'll be damned if they don't think about other guys. They like to think about what it would be like if they could be with someone else. Then the lying chorus comes back. They don't always forgive and forget the cards and flowers you never send. It eats away at them like a parasite. If they see some other girl get flowers, it makes them think how much of an asshole you are for not getting her any. They think fat guys where sweat pants. They despise most of your friends and they think your mom is trying to evaluate them with some sort of unorthodox non-existent test. Finally, they love hair. On your head that is. Balding guys cant hold a candlestick to a guy who has a freakin mane or wavy hair. They think people with comb overs are either big dorks or old guys. So in light, this song has opened my eyes to the fact that girls are bigger liars than this song wants you to think. Terri Clark was tricky in the way she made the song, but I'm on to her little game. Oh, girls indeed lie too. ALL LIES!!! Aren't songs these days just crazy?