Commando Volleyball

I do believe I had a revelation today. I think I'm gonna go out for the volleyball team in March. I knew it was gonna be a crazy day as soon as I woke up this morning. Alright so last night was the Powderpuff game, and I had my face painted and all that good stuff. Well I layed down on my fouton, and I don't even remember it, but I fell asleep. I wake up around 4:30 and find all this black and gold paint all over my pillow. Shit. Now I have to wash it. So I meander over to the bathroom and shower myself for the day. I get out and look in the mirror to fins that all evidence of paint is gone...except around my eyes. It looked like I had eye liner on. I could've washed it off but I thought what the hell? It woud look good with the toga. Which I think it did. I was getting complimented by the ladies left and right. "It really brings out the color in your eyes." I'll have to find reasons to wear makeup more often. And no, I'm not a crossdresser (I don't think so at least). Anyway, walkin around sportin my toga all day, when I get to homeroom. I think the funniest thing all day happened in homeroom. Lee Wisler had a toga and a wooden sword. He wouldn't let anyone touch it. Now mind you, Lee and I are tight, he's a pimp. If you read this Lee, you are a pimp. He was going down to pick up the class T-shirts when I said to Aaron Wood " Watch this". I grabbed Lee's sword out of his belt and he freaked out and jumped up in the air. Now when he did this, he hit the wall and jammed the sword into his own stomach. It was priceless. I knew he would freak out. If I do anything really fast he thinks I'm gonna kill him. He thinks I'm gonna like Taekwondo his his ass. Not a chance, its just fun using it to his disadvantage. Then I get a resource pass to Langfeldt's so I can finish some sketches. I'm the only person his room. He wasn't even there, he had some meeting to go to. So I'm just chillin and drawing when I hear a girl say, Brandon??? I turn around, BAM...its Whitney. She was like what are you doin here? Just getting ahead of the class. She had to finish her messed up cover page. She specifically told Langfeldt to be there, which he wasn't. So doing my good deed for the day, I gave her a hand. She asked me if I was wearing underwear under my toga. Its commando Thursday...course not. The breeze was nice. I helped her out and then moved on to Discrete Math. What a class. I swear it is the easiest class I will ever take in my life. This is where Brian asked me to come play volleyball. Of course I'm gonna play, why wouldn't I? I'm desce at v-ball. I serve like a mad man. But i'm getting ahead of myself. Before I played, I went to A&W. Just chilled with the normal crowd. Ian, Carrie, Lauren, Susie, Ryan, and Matt. Those little kleptomaniacs took my keys and played mind games with me. It was good times as always. I had some beer and drove to Brian's house. (don't drink and drive.) The only people there were Brian, Greg, Kurt, and Whitney. (Not Cullen) I got into the mix and we started playin some hardcore volleyballage. Now, I'm still in my toga, so is Greg. We are both naked underneath, praying to God that we don't slip out or fall down. We played some games switchin up teams. Then Whitney and Greg left. So, we started unicycling until William got home. He finally came over and we had some mad games goin on. Somewhere down the line, I put my boxers on and just played in those. It ended up being me, William, and Kurt in our boxers. Brian was the only one clothed. It made for some good times. That's when Whitney came back. She was like OMG!!! She loved it. They told me they were gonna try out for the volleyball team. I said hell me too. Might as well, last year at Penn and its fun. We play every Thursday. So if you're good and want to come sometime, let me know. We need some practice and fun in our lives. BUMP, SET, SPIKE ITS GOOD!!! I WIN 1-0!!! Until next game, good luck everybody.