The Wiggles? WTF?

Great, now I know what pedophiles look like out of their Teletubbie costumes. "So," I ask myself, "what on earth could possibly be scarier than these guys?"



And then I know.



Their puppets.

And these aren't even the trippy, psychedelic puppets that sing and dance in their videos.(Not that I watch their videos...)

What really bugs me is that this is a children's toy based on this show that is on the market today:




Ahoy, Captain Feathersword, indeed!