Éireann Go Brách

Seeing as its St. Patricks Day I thought it would be fun to make all this stuff green...I mean hey why not? I always wondered why it was such a big fiasco to go out and get piss drunk on St. Patrick's Day? I mean whats the point? You don't get anything for it besides a massive hangover the next day. I guess it is fun for people to do though. I mean we've all seen some sort of incident where some guy goes out, gets drunk, and makes a complete ass out of himself. Those guys are usually pretty fun to witness. Personally I think one person who enjoys this holiday is Mr. Riordan. Anyone who reads this and has Peter as their economics teacher, you know what I'm talking about. I mean he's only like 27 and there's just a look about him. You can tell he was one of those uys in college who just went out and got plastered as often as he could. Now that he's a teacher though he's limited to only 5 out of the 7 days. As we speak he's probably chillin at Corby's playing darts or singing songs. Drinking's only fun until someone gets a dart in the head. 99% of the time the person that threw the dart is the one to get hit with it.

I made an awesome discovery today. I went to the vending machines during lunch to go get some Reese's and I put in my change to find that there was already 75 cents in the machine. I was like sweet. So, I got the Reese's and noticed that the 75 cents didn't go away. Out of curiousity I pushed the change return button, and sure enough I got 75 cents. Out of curiousity I put the change back in. I got some cookies, 75 cents is still registered, got some chips. Hit the change return button. I went and told all my friends, we pretty much hosed that machine for all we wanted. It all costed 75 cents. That machine is my new best friend.

I was in the writing center yesterday playing pocket tanks when I saw Ms. Nicolini get a piece of pie from the back room. I'm pretty sure I wasn't obligated to have any, I took a piece when no one was looking. It was apple pie. I didn't care I'm a senior dammit I should have rights to a little pie.

A couple nights ago George, Ian, and myself went over to Dan's house to just to jam and hang out. We were going to go kidnap Scotty and do something for his birthday, but Ben beat us to him and took him to Deja Vou. I don't think I'd ever go there. I have too much class to be caught in a strip club. We did have his dad help us take his hub caps though. We gave them back to him the next day at lunch in 4 pizza boxes. It was pretty funny. Speaking of the Dill's I pretty hyped for Steak And Stogie night Saturday. Its going to be awesome. I'm going to bring the most beautiful cuts of meat man's ever witnessed.