So, Its Been A While...Sue Me
Well isn't this a happy change in a while. I haven't really had the urge or the need to update about anything. I don't think that anyway minds anyway. I mean I could go back and report on all the things I did in the past 2 weeks, but its really just not worth it. I mean for one I can't even remember what happened and two, its all the same old thing anyway. Hang out with ChelC, Dan, and Scott. Go to Ian's house and smoke hookah. Go out to eat at various restaurants and end up in someones backyard, discussing time travel, the speed of light, or love. Its all the same. It never changes. Don't think I am complaining though, oh no, I wouldn't change those moments for anything in the world. I just thought that I was over due for an update to let you all know whats going on...that and I'm bored out of my mind.
I got my schedule from Walmart for the next 3 weeks. I've got 45 hour weeks ahead of me packed with excitement and Mexicans. WEEEE!!! I am just pissed because they are moving me to an early time slot. Instead of working my happy go lucky midnight hour, I have to work at 10. This is going to put a major kink in my social time. All of my good friends like to sit and talk until late into the night, and I can't be there. I get Tuesdays and Wednesdays off, but what the hell happens on Tuesdays and Wednesdays? Plus working from 10-7 is going to suck. The money is more than worth it though. Now I know how neglected, underated TV shows feel when they get stuck into a jank ass time slot. I'm right there with late night talk shows and infomercials. I was walking through the back hallway and I happened to notice the wall of employees. Its not even all of the employees that work there, its just the really old ones that are either retired or they fossilized somewhere in the store. I walked by and I just happened to notice that among the pictures of nameless employees, there was a picture of Darth Vader. Took me off guard. I knew a lot of people worked at Walmart, but damn, the dark lord himself. I haven't seen him around, but when I do I need to make sure and tell him that he is a complete dumbass for lunging at Obi Wan back on Mustafar. Stupid move Darth...stupid move.
So I'm really anticipating all the guys leaving for college. I'll miss them of course, its just I am anxious to see how everybody copes with it and how things are going to change. Like take me for example. I will have no friends once they are gone. I will have ChelC and Whitney, thats about it. Like I said, I sure as hell don't want to be one of those guys that goes to the mall to pick up chicks. God I hate those people. The harsh reality is that I will have to get by here at home by befriending retarded high schoolers. I mean I'm making it sound like I was never one of them, I was, its just the cold harsh reality. As generations go one, the people get dumber and dumber as the years go on. There are always that select few that stand out and have an ingenious mind, but I never find them. I was lucky to have ever met ChelC. If I didn't have her here, I would be royally screwed. I just hope she'll still want to hang out with me and she won't ditch me for her other friends. At least bring me along, I don't want to intrude, but I don't want to be shut out either. I am looking forward to driving down to P-Due and IU once a month though. That should make for a good get away every once in a while. I am honest in saying that I am not going to make friends with anyone at Southwestern. They are all simple minded. I'm not better than them by any means, but I just can't communicate with any of them on the level that I do with the friends I have now. I sure as hell won't meet any women. I'm not exactly attracted to 215 pound girls who can sweat on the job more than me. *cringe* Its going to be hell, but I am looking forward to it.
I've watched Return to Oz a couple of times in the past couple of days. VHS style!!! I know many of you are reading this, and by many I mean 3 people, and you are thinking...what the hell is wrong with you. Other people might just go as far as to call me gay. They base this judgement on the fact that the Wizard of Oz wasn't exactly very masculine in nature. Return to Oz is the complete opposite spectrum though. It is a darker side of Oz. I mean they had time to think about how to make it too. It came out 46 years after the first one did. I am pretty sure that if you had someone on acid watch this movie, they would have a seizure, convulsions, and they would be a vegetable for the rest of their lives. There has just been some things bothering me about it. For one, what the hell happened to all the munchkins? I mean, was there a mass genocide or did the migrate or what? They couldn'y have gone far, I mean what is outside of Oz. There was no way for them to get across the Deadly Desert and God knows what is on the other side of the Emerald City. Did the wheelers kill them? Where the hell did they come from? Hell, where did they all come from? Princess Mombie, The Nome King, shit...even Ozma. Where in the holy hell did they all come from, and how in the shit was the Scarecrow appointed King of the Emerald City? Why not the tin man or the cowardly lion. I thought it would be pretty cool to have a lion as a king. And her stupid ass chicken...ugh...who names a chicken Billinda? Honestly. Dorothy claims in this movie that all animals in Oz can talk, if this is the case how come Toto couldn't talk? If I were Toto I would be pissed that I was upstaged by a chicken. Whats the point of having a one man army of Oz, Tick Tock, if you have to wind him up every half hour. That just seems to defeat the purpose. They could have at least made him so that he could wind himself up, the people of Oz are stupid. The coolest character by far is still Gump. What the fuck is a gump? I just thought it was cool to see a creature made out of two sofas, a stuffed animals head, 4 palm leaves, and a broom. Thats one hell of an extinct animal if I've ever seen one. Last thought about this, refering back to the first movie, I don't know what is lamer...being killed by water or being killed by swallowing an egg. The wicked witch of the East had it the best, at least she got killed by a house. A freakin house fell on her!! Oh damn!!
Went up to the lake yesterday with Dan, Scott, and Danny. I have to say that it was a very nice scenic escape. Especially around sunset and into the night. The stars were spectacular. Sure as hell no Frankfort, but it was a lot better than it is here. I think I may have to borrow a set of keys from Scott's parents so I can go on a romantic rendezvous sometime. Not really much going on in that department though. I'm trying, but I'm not getting anywhere. I'm just saying that if I ever had the opportunity, I would go up there. If it was someone really worth it, I would go ahead and take them all the way to Frankfort. It was beautiful. Just sat out on the lake and looked at the stars and then came back to the fire and gazed at it for hours. Its amazing how such things as stars and fire can make you think so much about certain things.
Thats all the effort I have to do right now. I'll leave you with this link, for people that believe blogging is pointless. ~.:U.S. Firm To Send Blogging Into Space:.~ Good afternoon world, peace, love, and a heart warming smile.
1 Comments:
*raises hand*
I'm one of those three wondering what the hell you were doing.
Haha, sorry about the Walmart crap, man.. but as we both know--work sucks balls. Nice that you're getting paid for the ball-sucking though... what? No, I'm not calling you a whore, come on now... why on earth would your best Shoup buddy do that? Pffffft.
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