From Bad To Worse

I thought everything was going to be cool today. I got out of the shower to a message on the answering machine, it was Whitney saying that she didn't need a ride to or from school. I figure alright I'll just go then. I get to school and have a very interesting conversation with Ryan and Dan. It started out by Pavel saying he was going to poke my eye out. Then Ryan said that wouldn't work because I would look like a pirate. Pirates are cool. So he said he'd poke out both eyes. Then I responded by saying that I would be blind like Daredevil, but I'd be a lot cooler. Instead of seeing a like "dark" world of sounds, I would see in like dotted lines. That way if I ever needed to kill someone I could just rip out a vital dot to their existance and watch them tumble. I would also find my way around by using ultra sonic waves, like a dolphin or a bat. I would just be a blind super hero that could see dotted line dimensions and squeek like a sea mammal. That would be awesome. Somehow we transferred that into Gremlins. I compared myself to a gremlin in the sense that I don't need to have sex in order to have kids. Just pour water on me or feed me after midnight and little Boochies will sprout out of my back. This led me to the conclusion that gremlins are asexual beings. Female gremlins are non existant. Except for the one in Gremlins 2 that got mutated into a woman. That didn't count. Plus take a look at them, they have no...uh...winkies. They're just naked little bundles of fluff that poop out more of themselves. That led me to the stunning conclusion about Smurfs. First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. Smurfs are asexual as well. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a penis? So for anyone that tries to say that baby Smurfs can come from Smurfette, thats bullshit. Shes not even a real Smurf. Now Fraggles on the other hand, I think they can get jiggy and make little Fraggle babies in Fraggle Rock. Yea thats right...I went there. Then I went home. My mom had to go to the doctor and she didn't want to be home alone. I figured this would be a good time to catch up on some work and finish some business I've been meaning to attend to. We had to make a stop at State Farm Insurance. My mom got out of the car to drop the bill off, and all of the sudden I see a pain striken look on her face. I open the car door and she collapses onto my lap. She had another attack again. I was scared shitless. She was screaming in pain, I couldn't do anything because I was trapped by her and the steering column. I began to pick her up so I could put her in the passenger side. She yelled at me not to. Just to let her be for a minute. About five minutes later she was alright. I was so scared. I didn't have the slightest idea what to do. There was nothing I could do. I felt so bad and relieved at the same time. What if something would've happened when I was with her? I would never be able to live it down. It would have waned on my conscience that it was my fault. I just wish she would've stayed in the hospital. I'm glad they're putting her back in soon. Get all the tests done and find out whats wrong. From what I have witnessed and what she describes, I fear that she might have multiple sclerosis. Thats what I think it is. I don't know, who am I to say? I don't have any PhD. She is getting worse by the day and you can tell. Me personally, am a mess. I don't know what to do right now, I feel like I'm alone. I'm never alone though, but I'm alone all the time. It makes sense to me. So thats whats up, January's over...and Valentines Day is coming. Fantastic, another day of love and romance all to myself. Whoop-de-freakin-do. Lookin forward to it though, just to see what happens. You never know, maybe someone will surprise me in the next 14 days. We'll see...