Worst Week Of My Life

I haven't posted in a while, but thats because not much has been happening. I have a reason to post now though. This week has by far been the most suck ass, god awful week of my life. Now last week was awesome. Especially the end. All I did at work was follow Shoup around and worked as his shadow. I didn't do a very good job at it though, considering I kept roaming off and doing my own thing. What can I say, I don't like working as a shadow. I enjoy being my own independent self and doing what I think is suitable for the time being. Once I start working on something, I stick to it until that job is done. Once again though, that was last week. This week started out with what I think was the longest Monday of my life. It wasn't a bad day, it was just freakishly long. Now Tuesday, I was late getting up in the morning. On the way to school, a deer almost jumped into the side of my car when I was driving down Capital Avenue. Out of my peripheral vision I saw something jump out. I thought it was a person, some homeless guyu or something trying to end it all. Then I looked by in my rear view mirror and saw that it was just a deer. Then like ten more crossed the road. I was like what the shit? O_o. Then I got to school and I double parked...that was on purpose though. I don't know why, I just had an asshole impulse. Then that night, I was changing a CD in my car. I turned at a stop sign and my CD case got caught on my steering wheel, my wheel was stuck completely to the left and I creamed some dude's mailbox. I tore that mofo right out of the ground. Lauren was in the car, I'm pretty sure I knocked off a couple years off of her life. There was an awkward moment of silence, then I started laughing. I thought it was funny. Wednesday, late going to school again. The worse thing that happened on Wednesday was that I was going to ask Caitlin to Snowball, but she has a date already. I was kinda bummed, but I got over it. I'll still dance with her at the...um...dance. Hopefully Lauren isn't going with anyone yet. If I ask her and she has a date, I don't know what the hell I'm going to do. I'm running out of options. If I don't find a date I think I'm going to have to ball up in the fetal position and start crying. If worse comes to worse though (with my luck it will) I'll just pimp it by myself for Snowball. I bought 3 rose greetings for my brother so he could fill them out and give them to Melissa. He was pretty happy with me. I think that and actually buying a couple of them for me to fill out was the only thing good that happened this week. Today was the worst of all though. I woke up and had a little stuffy nose, I figured alright it'll go away during the day. Man was I wrong. It escaladed and got worse as the day went on. My nose was like freaking Niagra Falls. My eyes keot watering and shit. People came up to me and asked me why I was crying. I had to explain that I wasn't crying, but that I just have a slight case of the plague or the Ebola virus. It'll pass in due time. I look like and feel like crap though. Yea, picture that one....ewwww. I don't even want to look at me. I tried everything I could to unplug my nose. I used some Vixx, I put on one of those breathe right strips, I ate hot sauce...not a thing worked. If anything it made my nose run more. I had a conversation with Caitlin about dresses and how they make your boobs look big. She's right, whenever I put on a nice dress it pushes my boobs up to my face and I can eat off of my cleavage...<_<...>_> (shifty eyes) I'm sorry that was too much. I've gone too far. She asked me if I liked her as a friend or as a girlfriend. I said that I would like to like her more than a friend. But she kept saying yo no se, I think its Spanish...I don't know how the hell to speak Spanish. Ugh...I really hope that I find a date for Snowball, and that the rest of the week ends up a lot better than the beginning. I'm gonna bundle myself up, make a bowl of chicken noodle soup, and go to bed. I just want tomorrow to end so I can enjoy two weeks of relaxation. This week of December 13th, 2004 the worst week ever...