Dork

This really isn't an important post at all. I wrote a funny song today and I thought I'd just post it for the fun of it. Its not a serious song, I just had some fun with the lyrics. Its not about anyone in particular. Its just an overall general feeling I get when I picture some people.

Hes a dork
Hes trying to fit in
Hes going for the win
Hes trying to be cool
Join in the football pool
But he doesn't really even have a clue
Who won the Superbowl since 1992
Well everybody knows someone whose just like him
The kind of guy who's 10 feet short of touching rim

CHORUS
Hey you
You'd make the worst Halloween costume
The witches
Would turn around and hit you with their brooms
You think you're tough and you've got all the right stuff
But everyone can beat you up
No one will ever say wassup to you

There's no way that he ever had a chance
Of getting with that girl that's on exchange from France
Well everyone can be someone with a bit of luck
Except this kid will spend his life at just a buck

CHORUS
Hey you
You'd make the worst Halloween costume
The witches
Would turn around and hit you with their brooms
You think you're tough and you've got all the right stuff
But everyone can beat you up
No one will ever say wassup to you

One, Two
The sound of toilet paper on your roof
The muslims would turn around and hit you with their shoes
You think you're tough and you've got all the right stuff
But everyone can beat you up
No one will ever say whassup to you

CHORUS
Hey you
You'd make the worst Halloween costume
The witches
Would turn around and hit you with their brooms
You think you're tough and you've got all the right stuff
But everyone can beat you up
No one will ever say wassup to you

One, Two
The sound of toilet paper on your roof
The muslims would turn around and hit you with their shoes
You think you're tough and you've got all the right stuff
But everyone can beat you up
No one will ever give a fuck about you