Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Lemmywinks!!!

Truth be known, I have no reason for writing today at all. Nothing special happened. It was just another boring, lame ass day. Started off as it always does, alarm clock goes off at 6 I roll over and turn it off. I lay in my bed disgruntled about the whopping 2 hours of sleep I got. I don't get up until 6:30 or 7. In today's case, 7:10. I was up when it started snowing, but I totally forgot that it did. I hopped in the shower for like literally 4 minutes. I bolted out of the bathroom and into my room. I had to make it fast for two reasons, one I didn't want to get yelled at by Whitney for being late and I had to dethaw my car. There's nothing worse than driving around a popcicle in the morning. After I slapped some boxers on, I looked out the window to see that my mom was scraping the ice off my car and that she had started it for me. God bless her heart. My mom is by far the coolest person on the planet. The more I think about it, I'm kind of glad that it snowed. Not because it made my mom scrape my car, but because its the first day of December. Its nice that it snowed on the first day of December, its a good sign of a white Christmas. Anyway, back to my mom. She was making it out to be a good day for me until she made me wear my coat. Don't get me wrong, I used to like that coat. It did a lot of things for me. It kept me warm in times of blistering cold it...uhh...erm...thats about all it did. But its the principle of the thing that counts. I wear it to school one day last week and Whitney's like "Hey nice old man coat". I was like WTF!!! It is not an old man's coat. But the more I look at it, I can picture an old man wearing my coat...a very big old man. Now I can't wear it anymore, I can't bring myself to do it. I'm currently in the market for a new coat now, thanks a lot Whitney. Now, this is going to be totally of topic, but I just saw the new episode of South Park. I thought I was freakin hilarious. For any of you who watch it, you know what I'm sayin. Anyway I liked it a lot because of how it ended. The whole homage to Lemmywinks was genious. I couldn't stop laughing. Now I thought it was funny watching a gerbil escape a gay man's ass, but Paris Hilton...that was...well kind if disgusting actually. NONE THE LESS I still liked it. Thats all I had to say today. On a more serious note, to anyone that has AIDS or knows anyone with AIDS, I bid you a happy? World AIDS Day. I'm not sure happy is the right word, but it'll suffice for now. Hey its the thought that counts right? I'm just doing my job and trying to care. Saving the world one good deed at a time. Its all a part of being your average everyday Horwarth. Hey, just because you don't have any powers doesn't mean you're not a hero. Keep that in your mind for good measure.

3 Comments:

At 9:27 PM, Blogger Booch said...

Now see, thats why you're such a good friend Ian. Not because you have to change George's oil, thats crap. No you are a good friend because you have the same outlook on people that I do. One person in gereral. I'll give you a hint, his name starts with a P and ends with an aul. Yea, I really never liked him. I just was nice to him for Lauren's sake. I'd do anything for her. Even be nice to a douche. Snow is freakin the shit!!! If I were you, I'd take the Honda anyway and just say that you changed the oil. Maybe? You'll think of something.

 
At 7:35 PM, Blogger Big Red said...

AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS!! Everybody's got... AIDS!


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Yes, last night and went and saw Team America at the dollar theater. And that one line of AIDS in your post just reminded me of it. Heh.

 
At 11:22 PM, Blogger Booch said...

Team America was a freakin hilarious movie! You were right to go see it Shoup. I mean I was trying to be serious and be caring to people with AIDS, but you just plain ruined it. Damn you!! Just for that I hope you get an STD and suffer. Preferably herpes, cause people with the herp are funny...and gross.

 

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