Shout Out

Yea hey this post is just a shout out to all of my homees and homesses and all you mothertruckers at Penn cause (Word Up) posse...posse havers..and givers of posse, alright whosever given me posse this is a shout out to you I thank you very much. I've gotten much posse over the years seriously I've gotten more posse in the last few years than Ian has in his whole life (I don't know if thats true but uh dude...) I have a really really big posse, its huge its like the freaking Grand Canyon. Ian has a freakin smelly posse, a big stinky posse. Well you know most of the time he's hanging out with his posse at smokey places like the Golden Cue and Wings Etc. I would know, we're a part of eachother's posse. It gets crazy. But yea, thats all I wanted to say for now. Wait...I lied, I've got some monkeys to get off my chest. I don't know why, but as of late I've been both really sad and really happy at the same time. I really don't want to ellaborate on why, because it might affect my friendships with people in a negative way. It might make certain people feel uncomfortable too, myself included. Its not really a bad thing since I am both equally mirthful and distraught. I'm just trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with me (deep inside, I know I just can't tell anyone who'll understand) Its not that hard to figure out, if you pay attention, and it is blantantly obvious what my deal is. Thats enough about me and my neutrality. Something else that dawned on me yesterday, was how much I realize that I appreciate everything Lauren does. She is such a good friend. Its the people in my life like Lauren that make me happy. (not that I'm sad, I'm just saying) I guess today Paul made a giant douchebag move and said that he didn't love her. I don't understand their relationship. But then again, its not my place to ask. I just don't know how she can put up with him, he's always so negative about everything and he acts like no one cares about him. I don't know, I'm just rambling. Like I said, its not my place. I don't know if its right for me to say this, but I wouldn't want to be with someone who feels crappy about themselves and makes me feel the same way about myself. Its stupid. He's dumb, he has someone as good as that, and he says stupid ass things to make her feel like crap. It bothers me. That's why I had to play The Star Song for her. I'm telling you, if I could sing, I would sing that song to her everyday. Maybe I'll just pay Bowling For Soup to do it for me...they're cool, it wouldn't cost that much. I want her to know that she is beautiful. I'm truly blessed to have a best friend like her. I just want her to be happy, I can't stand to see her sad. It crushes me on the inside. Its like if you ever saw an angel crying. Nothing that beautiful should be sad. I hope she looks up pretty soon, I want happiness. If you read this Lauren...BE HAPPY DAMN YOU!!! Thats all I have to say about that. Going bowling this weekend, with Caitlin. Its gonna be a PARTAY!!! Everyone's invited. The more the merrier. Its a proven study, that the more people I have around me, the funnier I am. I can't wait. Speaking of Caitlin, hey sorry if I came off as being too strong, I didn't mean to. I'm laughing in my head at the thought of me being too caring. Its a bad habit. I'll break it, give it time. I just want to be friends with you Caitlin, if it elevates beyond that, so be it. Thats all. Alright, now I must go and play guitar. I MUST!!! Thanks again to all my posse. MUCH LOVE!!!

First Date

In the car I just can't wait
To pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
I'm just scared of what you think
You make me nervous so I really can't eat.

Let's go
Don't wait
This nights almost over
Honest, let's make this night last forever.
Forever and ever.
Let's make this last forever
Forever and ever.
Let's make this last forever

When you smile, I melt inside
I'm not worthy for a minute of your time
I really wish it was only me and you.
I'm jealous of everybody in the room.
Please don't look at me with those eyes
Please don't hint that you're capable of lies
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that I'm probably gonna miss

Let's go
Don't waitThis nights almost over
Honest, let's make this night last forever.
Forever and ever
Let's make this last forever
Forever and ever.
Let's make this last forever
Forever and ever.
Let's make this last forever

Let's go
Don't wait
This nights almost over
Honest, let's make this night last forever.
Forever and ever
Let's make this last forever
Forever and ever.
Let's make this last forever
Forever and ever.
Let's make this last forever
Forever and ever.
Let's make this last forever

This is the song that played in my head all day yesterday. Yesterday was the first date on went on with Caitlin. Shes so awesome. We went to go see The Incredibles. We were going to go see Finding Neverland, but it wasn't playing anywhere around here. The original plan was to go see National Treasure, but with my luck it was sold out. I really didn't care what movie we were seeing, I just wanted to be with her. I don't care what I'm doing at all if Caitlin's there. Truth be known, I'm most likely not going to be paying attention to whatever it is I'm doing. I wasn't very talkative though. You know, I usually am but I didn't want to be that asshole that keeps ruining the movie for everyone else by talking the whole time. I could've whispered to her, but I didn't know if she would get aggitated with me or not. So I kept quiet and tried my hardest to focus on the movie. I met her family when I picked her up. I was really nervous for some reason, I just wanted to make a good impression. Her family is really sweet. I can see where she gets it from. I gave myself a little pep talk in the car when before I went in. I was told myself, its alright be cool...be cool...its no big deal you're just meeting the family just be yourself and you'll be fine. And I was. Apparently they liked me. But then again, I was only there for like two minutes. That isn't enough time for me to make a stupid comment out of nervousness and get myself banned from her house for the rest of my life. Her mom said I could come back anytime, so I think I did ok. WHEW!!! I was waiting on the couch for her, and when she came out she looked so pretty. She had a big smile on her face, I felt amazed knowing that the smile was for me. I think its the most beautiful smile I've ever seen, I LOVE IT!!! Its just something about her...period. Shes so amazing. I don't know what it is, but I just like her so freakin much!!! Seriously, I don't think I'll ever be able to thank Lauren enough for introducing me to her. I'm on Cloud 9 right now. Just hanging the breeze and chillin in the wind...which sounds really retarded since breeze and wind are pretty much the same thing. I'm so happy I don't even know what the hell I'm talking about. I can't wait to go out with her again, that is if she wants to (which I think she does). Bowling next time...can't go wrong with bowling. Ah...life is sweet. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and think about how not to be a pud when I'm in Caitlin's pressence. I bid you adieu...

Let It Snow

Well, this is kind of weird. Really not used to getting snow the day before Thanksgiving. But hey, I'm not complaining I love the snow. I'd rather be freezing cold than warm any day. The only time I like being warm is when I'm cuddled up with a beautiful laday...then its ok to be warm. Besides that, yea I like being cold. Plus what is more fun than the snow? Seriously. You can fight with it, make angels in it, go to the bathroom in it, eat it...hopefully not in that order, or else you're eating some pretty nasty snow. But, one could argue that it also has its downfalls, its cold, wet, you have to break your back shoveling it off the driveway (trust me, it sucks a lot more when you really do have a broken back), driving in it and hitting a patch of black ice and totaling your car. But what are the odds of that? I think the only thing I really hate about snow is when it gets on your clothes, melts, then leaves you all wet and smelly like...wet clothes. You know that smell? I hate it. Besides that, snow kicks ass. Plus it puts me in a really happy mood for some reason. It makes me feel all jolly and gay. I mean REALLY GAY!!! A lot of people tell me I'm not gay, oh but I am. I am the gayest man alive!!! I'm sorry, I had to have a little play on words in there. Two days away from going to the movies with Caitlin. Truth be known I don't know what we're going to see. Cause rest assured I won't be paying any attention to the movie. If you catch my drift...I mean could you pay attention to a movie if YOU had an angel sitting next to you. Didn't think so. Alright I'm done for now, I've expressed whats on my mind. IBeing the kind person that I am, I'll leave you with a little Thanksgiving...erm...Eve present. DUN DUN DUN...RANDOM THOUGHTS!!

Has anyone ever noticed how easy it is to cross your legs when you wear those really slippery sweat pants?

I just looked at my feet in a full length mirror and god you guys must think I'm an asshole...

I have decided that people that refuse to check baggage when flying were once, and could possibly still be, bed wetters.

If I could fly, I always wonder if I would still drive early in the morning time. I mean, I don't even like to do 10 pushups...let alone flap my freakin arms up and down 2000 times per second.

Don't you hate it when someone spits in your eye during a conversation...you feel like you are doing something wrong when you wipe it out, so sometimes you wait a second...this means you have forgotten to listen to them and have been consumed by a small bit of salivated that is now drying in your eye...when this happens to me, I sometimes hock a loogy and fire at right in the persons mouth, just do buy some time to dry the eye...

Here are a few things I hate...
• Guys, even bald guys, that don't use shampoo. For some reason that pisses me off.
• People that cross their arms, but without crossing them. They just fold one OVER the other. One hand grabs a rib, the other, an elbow. If you have ever done this in a photo, I hope you are happy with yourself.
• Guys who say bro AND dude. I think a choice needs to be made here.
• Drunk people when I am sober.
• Tall guys on the front row of anything, unless I am not paying attention to what it is they are watching.
• Short girls BEHIND tall guys that complain about not being able to see, instead of moving to a less vertically challenged spot.
• People that work in the food industry, but think they are meteorologists.
• People who climb things for no reason.
• Waiters that sit down at the table with you while taking your order.
• People in their mid twenties that still hate someone they haven't seen since high school.
• Myself when I say stupid shit.
• Dentists.
• Hemorrhoids.
• Cars that look like shoes.
• Drivers that shift lanes more than their quota, which is basically based on my feelings at that particular moment.
• The fact that french fries are so bad for us, but are served with, and go well with, fucking everything.
• Mice...even that little Mickey.....I hate mice....Stuart Little is cool, but I think just cause he doesn't act like an asshole to the cat.....oh and he sounds like Michael J. fFox when he talks
• Red Bull....
• Basketballs that don't quite have enough air to bounce right, but do have enough to look inviting to those who like to bounce balls.
• People that speak their mind.....I really think we should keep more bottled up as a society

A Dreamer In Daylight

I thank God, that the one thing I've been missing for so long has finally found its way to me, just when I thought about giving up on love, I clears a path and makes its way to me. I finally get to go on a date with Caitlin. Hopefully things will work themselves out how I want them to. I'm just glad to know that all of my kindness and warm heartedness (if thats even a word) has finally paid off. I'm so happy right now, I couldn't ask for more than anything I have now. A friend reminded me of a song...

Sometimes I thank God for unanswered prayers
Remember when you’re talkin’ to the man upstairs
That just because he doesn’t answer doesn’t mean he don’t care
Some of God’s greatest gifts are unanswered prayers...

Thank you Lauren...for reminding me...Now, I have to share something with Caitlin. Its been a while since I could dream. Its been a while since I could even sleep, well, I still can't sleep. But at least now instead of lying awake wondering what I'm doing wrong, now I stay awake wondering...what am I doing right? I may never know, but for now I am truly happy...and dreaming. Night everyone, sweet dreams.

I sit up late at night
I close my eyes so very tight
My mind drifts away
As I picture a bright and shiny day
There you are
Standing not that far
Your eyes so beautiful
Just like two shining stars
As you smile
A very beautiful smile
My heart flies for miles
As day quickly fades to night
You grab my hand so very tight
We walk on a moon lit beach
With the stars shining so bright
God this feels so right
As we walk for miles holding hands
We walk through the moist sand
I turn my head
And see an angel
I try to speak but my words are tangled
As you softly speak into my ear
I hear...
Three words I hold so dear
I open my eyes that I held so tight
And my face and heart shine so bright
As I say to myself I Love You
Goodnight...

I Rode The Hasselhoff

Oh man, what a crazy day/night. Nothing really exciting happened at school today, I was kind of bummed that I didn't see Caitlin at all. I really like her. Ever since I met her, I've been thinking about her. Her smile blew me away. I looked through the yearbook for all of the Caitlins that were Sophomores, so I could take a guess. I was looking down the margin and saw Caitlin Burden, I looked over at the picture and thought...WOW!! She's pretty. For the next couple of days I hoped that she was the one Lauren was talking about. And she was, I was so happy. I couldn't believe it. Nothing that good ever happens to me. I only got to meet her and say hi. She seems so awesome. I can't wait until we actually get to talk for more than three seconds. I went to go see the Spongebob Squarepants Movie with Dan and Ryan. Now I don't know if Caitlin likes Spongebob, but I would've liked it if she was there too. I thought it was going to be pretty dumb, but actually I thought it was really funny. Just all of the goofy facial expressions are what I thought was so funny about that movie. Plus the part with David Hasselhoff, you have to go see the movie. Spongebob sayd that he "rode the Hasselhoff" hence the title for this post. It was pretty funny because before the movie, there was a preview for a new Winnie the Pooh movie. Pooh's Heffalump Movie to be exact. I thought it was kind of funny cause Ryan and Dan were like, "dude Horwarth its you". I was like fine I'll be a Heffalump. Heffalumps need some luvins too. It was a good time, then we did what we always do when we're out at midnight, we went to Steak N' Shake. I only had four bucks on me so I just got a milk shake. It was good. Then I came home, it was a good night. I almost forgot, before we went to the movies we chilled at Dan's house for a little bit. He showed me his new guitar, and I grabbed his other one and we started playing. I started playing a little song I made up, and I stopped. Dan kinda yelled at me and asked me why I stopped. He said that it was good and he starting making up his own part for it. We wrote a little song, it was pretty cool. We talked and played for about a half hour. Unbeknownst to Ryan and I, Dan had recorded the whole entire time on his boombox. We listened to some of it, and it was pretty funny. That actually seems like a good idea, I'm gonna start recording my conversations more often. It makes for good entertainment. I think I've said enough, I'm gonna go to bed now. Gotta wake up early and go to "band pratice" at Jon's house. Its gonna make for another good time. I'll leave by saying 3 things. One, go see Spongebob. Two, be careful what you say, you never know when I'm rcording, and Three, I hope Caitlin's online tomorrow, cause I can't stop thinking about her. That just goes to prove that once again...I am not gay. (HAHAHA)

She's On My Mind

There's really nothing I have to say in this post besides the fact that I am really looking forward to meeting Caitlin. Its been a couple of days since I first heard about her and now I finally get to meet her. If you read this Caitlin, I'm sorry my computer was being a douche. I'll see you tomorrow. The only other thing I have been thinking about was a little poem I wrote a while ago. Its been on my mind. Most of you know who its about, enjoy...

I'm always here, you're there
I think, but sometimes it seems you don't care
The things together, we could have had
I think about the times we've been through, and it makes me sad

To think that I had a million chances
And to think of all those dances
I blew it, and I don't know how
And I'm the one crying now

The fun things we did together were grand
The way my heart beat, when you held my hand
The way my lips yearned for your kiss
And now you're the one, I have to miss

The shiver that went through my body when you used to look at me
But then the day came when you set me free
I thought forever was in our eyes
I never thought the day would come, when we said our goodbyes

I felt so safe around you, everybody could see
Knowing when I was around you, I could always be me
I didn't have to do anything to impress you
It's hard to believe that it was true

When I looked at you, I just melt
I look back on all those feelings that I felt
The thing I hate, is I still feel them all
I've tried my hardest to get them to stall

I wonder how much longer, I have to wait
For the day, you come walking through my gate
I love you so, I really do
I can never stop thinking of you

What will it take, to make you see?
That we're meant to be
How much harder, do I have to try?
To not hear that sad word, good-bye

Now I sit in my room, lonely and cry
I'm still wishing that you were mine
My world without you, is not a world at all
Who's going to be there now, when I fall?

Did you mean, everything you said and did?
Or was everything a joke, and a fib?
I hope not, because if it's true, it would hurt so
I wish you never had to go

Everything we had, now seems gone
I wish not, for a new dawn
I wish I could turn back time
For that one moment, you were almost mine

I guess, or so it feels like the end
I wonder if we'll still be friends
Everybody at one time said you liked me
But I don't know, because it was a love you couldn't see...

Love Is Just A Name

Alright, let me let you all in on a little something. I have heard about a girl in the past couple of days who thinks I'm pretty cute. Her name is Caitlin. I first heard about her last Friday, Lauren came up to me and said " Guess what, a friend of mine thinks you're cute." I was like oh yea...whats his name. (Sorry, had to throw in the daily gay joke) She was serious, and it made my day. All weekend thats all i could think about was this mystery girl. Even at Whitney's party thats all I could think about. I kept wondering, who is she? Then yesterday someone IMed me and I didn't know who it was. Sure enough it was her, I was like man this is too good to be true. All of the time I spent trying to find someone, I finally gave up and *POOF* someone finds me. How often does that happen? I don't even know what I did. See, here's the catch Caitlin walks by me every black day while I'm waiting to go to astronomy. She first got interest in me when she saw me hugging Lauren. She asked her about me and I guess she liked what she heard. So, she knows who I am, but I have no idea who she is. All I know is her first name. I have no idea what she looks like. We were supposed to meet today, but because of the stupid PBA day I was a little late going to C door. I missed her. She saw me though, its so hard to look for someone when you don't know who they are. I know where to find her tomorrow, but she wants to wait until Thursday. Thats ok with me, its driving me crazy but I think I kinda like it. The anticipation is getting me all excited. I've talked to her and she sounds like a really cool person. I can't wait to meet her. Its weird cause I never know when she's right by me. Today she said I walked right by her and I didn't even know it. Its crazy, I want to know who she is so bad. Finally, it looks like things are going my way. I never thought it was possible to fall in love with someone when you only know their name. I was beginning to think that love songs suck and fairy tails aren't true, but I take that back. This fairy tail about The Booch is playing out pretty good, so good that I could write a love song about it. I'm gonna borrow those victory trumpets from Shoup and blow them as loud as I can. I'll give them back when I'm done Shoup, thanks. Two days of waiting left. I finally have some motivation to sleep, to have some sweet dreams about a beautiful girl I don't even know.

Guess Who's Back

Guess who's back in action bitches!!! Its about freakin time I got my computer back. Don't know what the hell was wrong with it, I don't care, I'm just glad to have it back. I'm one of those people who rely on a computer to function properly. For the past three weeks I have been bored out of my mind. I was resorted down to reading or listening to music. I would watch TV, but that just gets boring. And reading??? Who the hell reads anymore? I mean I can read if I want to, but for three weeks, no sir...not me. So I listened to a shit load of music. As I was listening to various crap, I realized that I am completely fascinated by drums. I don't know why, I was just watching some music videos and some live performances and people who play drums are fucking amazing. Take for example Travis Barker of blink 182. He is by far the coolest person in the world. He is the most kick ass drummer I have ever watched. He gets into that shit. If someone asked me if I could meet anyone in the world, I would say Travis Barker. Hes such a badass. I wish I could meet blink 182 period. That would be awesome. I want to meet Bowling For Soup too. Jaret seems to be a pretty cool dude with my kind of personality. Likewise with the rest of the guys from BFS. Yea, thats enough about that. You know, its been three weeks but I can't remember anything that happened. So instead of trying to remember, and hurting myself, I'm juts gonna focus on today. If something comes up that I remember though, I'll throw it in there. So if you see something that doesn't make sense...just think WTF??? And move on. Today was Whitney and Paul's birthday(s) (whatever way sounds better). Wait...wait let me start from the beginning of the day. I woke up at 6:30 to get ready to serve my penalty at school. Saturday school sucks, its only two hours but still, thats bullshit. Seriously, how is making you go to school for two hours even considered punishment? Its retarded. That crap ended at 10:00 so I got the hell out of there and went to the bank to get some cash to buy presents with. I get there, I don't have my wallet. DAMMIT!! Drive home grab my wallet, go back to the bank. Just grab ten bucks. I had another plan in mind for the rest of the money. Friday I gave Jon $10 for gas money so he could go home, s today at like 11:30 I went to his house to get the money back from him. I felt kind of bad, cause I woke him up. It was really funny actually. His mom woke him up and told him that there was some guy with a mustache and curly hair at the door. He came down and was like " oh its you". I don't have a mustache. WTF? Anyway we talked for like a half hour and he gave me $20 bucks back. I was like " hey man I only gave you ten bucks." He said he gave me ten extra for being a nice guy. That was awesome. I left there and went home. As soon as I walk in the door, Ryan and Matt pull up. They wanted to go to Best Buy, why not? I took advantage of this opportunity to buy Whitney's gift. I bought her The Doors "Legacy" cd. Its just like a greatest hits thing. Then I knew I was just gonna buy Paul a burrito, so I was done for now. Saw Lauren and Nancy at the mall. They were getting stuff for Whitney. It was nice seeing them. We left the mall and went to Taco Bell for lunch. While we were eating, The Stevenson clan walked in, minus Mr. S and Dan. We sat and chatted for a little while, ate some tacos too. Good times. That ended and I went home. I played some guitar and entertained my brohan until 8. Thats when I thought hmmmmm.... I think I'll go to the party now. It was a pretty good party too. I saw Paul's band play, they're pretty good. I'll give em' props. Tell you the truth, the real party started AFTER everyone left. I was the only guy left there. It was awesome. Just hanging out with them and talking to them made me realize how much I want a girlfriend. I just want...that. Someone to talk to and hang out with. This is gonna sound kind of lame and queer, but I just wanted someone to cuddle with. I'm laughing at myself. People are probably thinking about how gay I sound. I don't think I sound gay. I just want some luvins. Lauren said the other day that one of her friends said I was cute. I want to know who this friend is, makes me wonder if there even is a "friend". We'll see, until that time comes, I'm going to look for a girlfriend. I can't stand being alone anymore. I'll leave on that note, ah...feels good to be back in the Life of The Horwarth. (Though I wish I was still at Whitney's house) By the way, don't think I would forget to throw in...RANDOM THOUGHTS.

Alright, for crying out loud, if you have ugly feet, put on some freakin shoes already!!

I still don’t understand why Donuts have holes in them…I have had it explained to me several times, I just don’t get it…And how in the hell do they get pudding in those damn things…And why are they so bad for you…And why are they so delicious…Man, I hate Donuts…I really hate them…I’ll still eat them, but I plan to enjoy them much less now than in the past…They have really pissed me off now…God Damn the Donuts…Damn them all…

I think I would enjoy sky diving more if it didn’t entail jumping out of a plane and falling such a long distance…I prefer POOL diving…And really, I don’t ever dive…I just kind of jump in and sometimes I even hold my nose…I don’t use a parachute either…I am CRAZY.

Why does it take so long for people to get off of a freakin airplane…We are all in such a rush to get on that when they tell us to line up, we lose the ability to form a line…We all crowd in and fight for the overhead bins…Then we land, and everyone seems to be takin their time…Look man…I have been on this god damn plane for 7 hours…Get your things and get to baggage claim…And while your at it, please punch the guy behind me that has been kicking my seat and using my seat back as a helping hand to get up and sit down over and over and over again…And keep your kids off the freaking baggage claim belt…Sure, the kid in Jerry McGuire was really cute when he was lost and came rolling around on the thing, but get this…I want my suit case and I want it now and if your kid gets his hand caught in the belt, chances are it will shut down and I will stand here while they cut his hand off with a saw…I have beer waiting on me…Lets go people.

I think if puppies weren’t so damn cute, that the reptile industry would be booming.

If I was 6 ft. 7inches tall, and couldn’t slam-dunk a basketball, I would be considered retarded; and I could totally accept that.

A lot of people think that musicians all do drugs, and for the most part, a lot of people are really stupid because we don’t, and that is such an unfair stereotype…I am going to get drunk now.

I don’t know who it was that invented cough medicine, but how about a round of applause for that guy…I would drink Robatussin with my meal if they would let me…Let’s face it, it sucks to cough…It sucks worse to puke…Wait, I don’t know about that…Puking is good sometimes…Especially if you just ate pancakes…They really are just as delicious the second time you taste them…But coughing does suck…Especially when you cough up a little puke and have to swallow it back down…

Is it me, or is it perfectly ok that Madonna’s music starts to suck more as she gets older and hotter.

I have said it before, and I will stand by this until I die…Even Pizza that sucks is pretty freakin good!!!!

I was never one of those kids that wanted to learn to fly…It just seemed like to much work…Hell, I quit playing basketball because I didn’t like to run…I’m not about to commit to flapping my arms up and down 1000 times per second…I knew the drivers license was just around the corner, and I never minded a car pool every now and then…Birds should take the bus every once in a while and join the laziness…We could share a cab with them and get to know them better…It would really put a damper on the poultry industry because we would be hanging out with birds and not eating them…But I will make that sacrifice for tweetie…Until I am hungry…Then he is out of the car and into the WOK.

I have to be totally honest with you RIGHT NOW. I am in a crowded room, and I have just broken wind…That’s is right, I let one go…I am sitting here acting like I don’t smell it and judging reactions around me…I think it is a good one…I should be careful…I know there is more where that came from and behind the wall of stink, is a solid form that could prove very embarrassing if it tries to make an appearance…Wouldn’t that be a long walk down the aisle…I would rather walk down the aisle and marry Michael Jackson than make that walk…Oh man…I’ll bet the beverage cart would pass me by for sure.

I enjoy Brad Pitts films…Is there anything about that statement that could make me a homosexual?...I am not a homo-phobe…I am just gauging my homosexual tendencies…No big deal…I also like to wear the occasional pair of pantyhose, and yes, I have had a pedicure…Snatch was a great movie…So was that Thelma And Louise…I really have a lot in common with the characters in that one.

Does anyone else wonder how fast food restaurants manage to taste the same no matter where they are…I bet if you order a Big Mac in the UK, it tastes like a Big Mac…Man that is weird…They can’t recreate a Milky way, but they can make the shit out of America’s favorite fries…And by the way…Are we a little concerned that after 20 years of eating these freakin Mcnuggets, they all of a sudden make NEW and Improved Mcnuggets…I am worried…Very worried…A Big Mac Does sound good though….Doesn’t it…If they ever improve the Big Mac, lets all demand our money back from all of the crappy Big Macs we had to eat before they got it right.